A secondary school geography teacher went to drink at a beer parlour after school on friday. His wife was at home waiting for himto come back as usual. Past 4pm he's not yet back, so the wife thought he is staying for evening class. 8pm he is not yet back so the wife became worried and alerted some friends. They all went to the school to find everywhere empty. They called theprincipal and he said the man left for home immediately after school. This made the wife to become more worried. It's now 11pm so they went and reported to the police who joined in the search. At about 2:30pm, they found the man sitting at a corner, awake and not sleeping. They reached to him and asked why hehas refused to come home. He called them a bunch of illiterates..." you lack knowledge in geography,.. since the earth rotates with everything in it, I decided to sit here and wait for my house">>>( READ MORE)
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fiancee names
A man's fiancee said to him, “Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names”. He asked her, “So what do u want to be calling me?” She said, “I’ll be calling u TIGER”. “Why?” he asked. “Coz u’re handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics”. She then asked him, “What will u be calling me?” The man said, “Zebra” The lady still smiling seductively, “Wow, that’s lovely & sweet. Why did u choose such a lovely name?” “Because of ur STRETCH MARKS” ....(READ MORE STORIES )
ONE DAY
A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so Hot one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever. ... He called the maid to his bedroom where he had ..(READ MORE)
A NURSERY GIRL
A nursery two girl asked her teacher,"Ma,can my Mum get pregnant?" The teacher asked,"how old is your mum?" The girl said,"she is forty yrs old." The teacher replied,"yes,sh e can." The girl asked again,"can my sister get pregnant?" The teacher asked,"how old is your sister?" She replied,"she is nineteen years old." The teacher replied,"yes,sh e can." She then finally asked,"can I get pregnant?" The teacher replied,"u are just five yrs old,so,u can't get pregnant." The boy behind him,her classmate,poked her and said,"I told u,we have nothing to worry about.".... (READ MORE STORIES)